Ten short jokes about cats

  1. Why did the cat join Instagram? To pawst cute pictures of itself!
  2. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
  3. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  4. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss!
  5. What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A witty kitty!
  6. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fancy!
  7. What do you call a cat that likes to eat beans? A chili cat!
  8. Why did the cat go to medical school? To become a purr-fessional!
  9. What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A cat that barks all night!
  10. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
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