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Ten short jokes about cats
- Why did the cat join Instagram? To pawst cute pictures of itself!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
- Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
- What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss!
- What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A witty kitty!
- Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fancy!
- What do you call a cat that likes to eat beans? A chili cat!
- Why did the cat go to medical school? To become a purr-fessional!
- What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A cat that barks all night!
- What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
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